Bb Bdim F7 Saturday night in Toledo, Ohio is like being nowhere at all Bb Gm(3fr) All through the day how the hours rush by C7 F7 You sit in the park and you watch the grass die! Bb Ah, but after the sunset, the dusk and the twilight Bdim F7 When shadows of night start to fall Bb Gm(3fr) They roll back the sidewalk precisely at ten C7 F7 And people who live there are not seen again! Bb Bb7 Eb(3fr) Just two lonely truckers from Great Falls, Montana F7 Bb Bb7 And a salesman from places unknown (-ces unknown) Eb(3fr) Edim Bb G7 All huddled together in downtown Toledo C7 F7 Bb C7 To spend their big night all alone! Bb Bdim F7 You ask how I know of Toledo, Ohio? Well I spent a week there one day Bb Gm(3fr) They've got entertainment to dazzle your eyes C7 F7 Go visit the bakery and watch the buns rise! Bb Ah, but let's not forget that the folks of Toledo Bdim F7 Unselfishly gave us the scale Bb Gm(3fr) No springs, honest weight, that's the promise they made C7 F7 So smile and be thankful next time you get weighed! Bb Bb7 Eb(3fr) And "wiv and wet wiv", let this be our motto F7 Bb Bb7 Let's let the sleeping dogs lie (-ping dogs lie) Eb Edim Bb G7 And here's to the dogs of Toledo, Ohio C7 F7 Bb C7 Bb Ladies, we bid you goodbye!